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Funny Sarcastic Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
Unknown
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
Unknown
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Unknown
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My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
Unknown
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!
Unknown
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.
Jeremy Northam
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
Jarod Kintz
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
Wavy Gravy
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Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial.
Allen Klein
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