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Funny Screw You Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Screw You" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
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I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.
Nikhil Saluja
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My reaction to po..o films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live
Erica Jong
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If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.
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Screw your past, but don't let it screw you.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Screw you for leading me on see ya never...
Unknown
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Anything you can do I can do better. Any chick you can screw I can get wettterrrr
J Cole
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Screw you sleep, I didnt want you either!
Unknown
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Screw being dependable. I'd rather be desirable.
Unknown
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Why dont we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett
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You let me down when I needed you the most and expect me to trust you? Screw you.
Unknown
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Screw a summer fling I want something something real.
Unknown
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Some people are extremely rude without even trying to be. Well, screw you too.
Unknown
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You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
Jake Roberts
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The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.
Patrick Swayze
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Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw you.
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Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too! -Protestor
Zoolander
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Sometimes, sorry isn't enough when you screw up too much.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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