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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
OhItsVynn
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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