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It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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I resolve to stop having meaningless s.. in 2014, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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Some pay to see me win, some pay to see me lose, but they all pay.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
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I say fu.. sleep stayed up, fu.. you pay up. Always got a pay check, never took a pay cut.
Big Sean
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Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay
Charles Dickens
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Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay.
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Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
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The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.
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A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
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Love doesn't pay bills, unless you're a prostitute.
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Hey, look. 'Esc-a-pay.' I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape.'
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Whether the medium is ready for consumers is better judged by those consumers. I sometimes read online - but not often. The stigma is attached to pay scales. Much online publication is no pay or small pay.
Gene Wolfe
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent...
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...but they wanted cash.
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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