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Funny Uniform Quotes & Sayings
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I call it my uniform. My mother was a janitor and my father collected trash, so I wear a uniform, too.
Janelle Monae
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Because all of us believe and understand in the fabric of the common bond of why we call ourselves American is to care for the men and women who wear the uniform; and when they take off the uniform, we care for them when they are veterans.
Steve Buyer
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Today, only 2 percent of the people know the name of someone serving in uniform. That means 2 percent of your listeners can actually conjure up the image of someone wearing the uniform of the military of the United States.
Oliver North
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When my dad first started out in the police force, wearing the uniform was a sense of pride, and it was respected in the community for what the police force was all about. Unfortunately today, the uniform is a target.
Jerry Doyle
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And so, the youngsters you have today, even though there are far fewer of them - in World War II 16.5 million men and women in uniform, today roughly a million in uniform in spite of the fact that the country is almost twice as large a population as we had in World War II.
Oliver North
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Industrial man --a sentient reciprocating engine having a fluctuating output, coupled to an iron wheel revolving with uniform velocity. And then we wonder why this should be the golden age of revolution and mental derangement.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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My uniform is leather and my power is my age.
KISS
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Am I still in uniform? Then I ain't retired.
Pete Rose
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I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting.
Shiri Appleby
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So I say keep yelling and hustling every minute you're in uniform.
Enos Slaughter
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I like having school uniform because I'd run out of clothes in about 2 days.
Unknown
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When you put on a uniform, there are certain inhibitions that you accept.
Dwight D Eisenhower
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I like playing for Oakland, they have a very colorful uniform.
Rickey Henderson
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I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer.
Tommy Lasorda
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Seriously starting to consider wearing a onesie under my school uniform.
Unknown
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School uniform makes everyone look 567874567x worse.
Unknown
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I like the uniform but I love the man wearing it.
Unknown
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At 39, I was back in a Red Wings uniform and loving it.
Ted Lindsay
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I never want to quit playing ball. They'll have to cut this uniform off of me to get me out of it.
Roy Campanella
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