TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny When Your Mother Call You Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny When Your Mother Call You" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Facebook Status
Funny
Humor
Silly
Witty
Funny Lazy
Laziness
Respect
Habit
Government
Funny
Kids
Mother
Mother In Law
Exams
Mind
Personality
Being Crazy
Funny Facebook Status
Show more
Children
Truth
Being Silly
Conversation
Motherhood
Idgaf
Im Me
Get Over It
Fuck Bitches
Haters
Words
Grammar
Smart Alec
Teamwork
Marriage
Parents
Funny Marriage
Moms
Husbands
Wives
Mothers Day
Jokes
Ugliness
Ugly
Insults
Appearance
Photo Captions
Long
Friendship
QUOTES
Call me a slut, call me a whor... If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. Thats just me, so give me a break. Call me wierd, call me a geek, call me what you want. Im just that unique:)
Unknown
371 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
18 Likes
Funny quotes
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
189 Likes
Humor quotes
Silly quotes
Funny quotes
Witty quotes
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
Colin Mochrie
1 Likes
Most people call my style of dress slovenly, I call it extreme casual. If I didn't have a mother and a sister for the times I do have to get dressed, I would be absolutely lost.
Joshua Jackson
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
DEV
130 Likes
Funny Lazy quotes
Laziness quotes
Respect quotes
Habit quotes
Humor quotes
Funny quotes
India was the mother of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages. She was the mother of our philosophy, mother through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics, mother through Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity, mother through village communities of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.
Will Durant
35 Likes
Government quotes
When you coming home Thats a text from my wife. I told her, run a bubble bath and float in that mother***er like a hovercraft and soak in that mother***er til I call you back. I mean who says sh*t like that, and doesnt laugh?
Kanye West
13 Likes
When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her.
Unknown
65 Likes
Funny quotes
Kids quotes
Mother quotes
I drink because I'm a mother and I'm a mother because I drank. It's funny how everything comes full circle.
Unknown
8 Likes
Sponsored Links
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
David Sedaris
1 Likes
Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom.
Unknown
148 Likes
Mother In Law quotes
Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles. Attempting to study...
Unknown
45 Likes
Funny quotes
Exams quotes
You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!
Green Monk
127 Likes
Funny quotes
Mind quotes
Personality quotes
Being Crazy quotes
My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?' I answered: 'I dont know, love u, talk to u later.' Mother: 'Ok, I'll ask your sister'
Unknown
1187 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
Unknown
67 Likes
Funny quotes
Children quotes
*Missed a call* Then you call back, but they don't answer. What? Did they die within 5 seconds?
Unknown
437 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Truth quotes
Being Silly quotes
Conversation quotes
No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body. No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother.
Margaret Sanger
10 Likes
Motherhood quotes
Call me a slut, call me a whor... Call me annoying, call me a bore. Call me whatever the hell you adore, cause I don't care anymore.
Unknown
471 Likes
Idgaf quotes
Im Me quotes
Get Over It quotes
Fuck Bitches quotes
Haters quotes
My mother's very proud of the name she gave me. She thought it sounded rhythmically better. It doesn't really make a difference to me what people call me, but since my mother calls me Holly Marie when she's angry, I prefer just my first name.
Holly Marie Combs
32 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 09
Ability
Amazing
Best
Better Off Without You
Complicated Relationship
Confidence
Foreigners
Funny
Happy
Heart
Life
Losing Someone
Memories
Positivity
Relationships
School
Success
Taking Chances
The Bible
\problem Solving
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™