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Suggest Revision: A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
 
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Suggest Revision: They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
 
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Suggest Revision: They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
 
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Suggest Revision: Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
 
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Suggest Revision: SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
 
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Suggest Revision: Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
 
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Suggest Revision: If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
 
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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Suggest Revision: If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
 
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Suggest Revision: It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
 
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