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Funny Zodiac Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Zodiac" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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We need not feel ashamed of flirting with the zodiac. The zodiac is well worth flirting with.
DH Lawrence
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The signs of the zodiac are karmic patterns; the planets are the looms; the will is the weaver.
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Taurus have the longest s..ual endurance and the loveliest sensuality of the whole damn Zodiac.
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Taurus is probably one of the strongest signs in the Zodiac, meaning your chances of winning against one are probably not worth the risk.
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We need not feel ashamed of flirting with the zodiac. The zodiac is well worth flirting with.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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When you think you own an Aquarius, think again...
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Gemini can either be a clown or be very serious.
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As a Capricorn you always appear to have everything under control.
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As an Aries you act by doing what you want to do.
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Gemini's get along with everyone and are very friendly.
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Pisces are always down to earth,and you can be sure that they do not think themselves to be superior to others.
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A Libra has no problem moving on to the next one.
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Scorpio forgives but never forgets.
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A Taurus will take your advice and then go do the opposite of what you said.
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People always think a Scorpio is being mean when they are just being blunt.
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A Taurus will let you believe whatever you want after you start disagreeing with them.
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