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Funny From John Tuner Must Die Quotes & Sayings
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Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at the right age.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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I'm not the hottest tuner on the planet, so I normally get someone to come out and do it for me.
Caroline Corr
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When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
Unknown
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Reverence is the chief joy and power of life - reverence for that which is pure and bright in youth; for what is true and tried in age; for all that is gracious among the living, great among the dead, - and marvelous in the powers that cannot die.
John Ruskin
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I cannot exist without you - I am forgetful of every thing but seeing you again - my Life seems to stop there - I see no further. You have absorb'd me. I have a sensation at the present moment as though I were dissolving... I have been astonished that Men could die Martyrs for religion - I have shudder'd at it - I shudder no more - I could be martyr'd for my Religion - Love is my religion - I could die for that - I could die for you. My creed is Love and you are its only tenet - You have ravish'd me away by a Power I cannot resist.
John Keats
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I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for religion - I have shuddered at it. I shudder no more - I could be martyred for my religion - Love is my religion - I could die for that.
John Keats
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A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.
Lucille Kallen
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.
John Candy
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I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying Open! was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.
Erma Bombeck
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The Import Tuner cover shoot was so fun! The stylist was good and the photographer was cool. Yeah, I go on shoots fairly often. Today I'm on my way to do a print shoot for a clothing retailer called Wet Seal.
Amber Lancaster
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I cannot hide from your disease. The more you die the more I breathe. I won't go blind for your lies I will not die, you will die.
Dope
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A nation that cannot preserve itself ought to die, and it will die - die in the grasp of the evils it is too feeble to overthrow
Morris Sheppard
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Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why we die, we die? I don't wanna die.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.
Lucille Kallen
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Earl of Sandwhich . . .You shall either die of the pox or on the gallows John Wilkes . . . That sir depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your politics
John Wilkes
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I hate the way you say my name, I hate your funny smile, I hate it when you said that you were staying for a while, I hate your crazy climbing skills; youre always up in trees, I hate it when you promised you were never leaving me, I hate it how you try to talk but nothing comes out right, I hate it when we hung out at my park that summer night, I hate how you told me make a wish, I hate the way you lie, I hate how I liked you so much; I thought I was going to die, I could say I hate these things and wish that they would die, But truth is that I love them baby, so much their making me cry.
I Wrote This
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One who does not know when to die, does not know how to live.
John Ruskin
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You might be in the room that you die in.
John Kramer
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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