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Grey Hair Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Miley, I saw your curly hair, brown hair, black hair, blonde hair, short hair, and I promise to be here to see your white hair.
Unknown
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How do I feel about the jokes about my hair? It doesnt bother me, but I do feel I should be paid more money because my hair is another character! As people once asked for a Rachel from Friends haircut, perhaps theyll soon be asking for a Schuester!
Matthew Morrison
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I take these pills to make me thin. I dye my hair, and color my skin.
Skylar Grey
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Makes the young girls brown hair turn grey.
Randy Travis
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I know that a lot of girls nowadays are proposing to guys but I think I'll be old fashioned. I'll wait until I have grey hair before I propose!
Vanessa Lachey
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Well our hair is great. Our hair is better than most peoples hair. My hair is better than anyones. Thats the only reason we started the band. Cuz like I cant sing at all but their all like Look at his hair look at his hair! Look but dont touch. I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but dont touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.
Oliver Sykes
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I'll love you when your hair turns grey and I'll still want you if you gain a little weight.
Unknown
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Everyone, My hair is better then fu..ing anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch.
Oliver Sykes
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There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the hair spray. First of all, I never have hair spray in my hair, and I've never even heard of this store, and my hair has never been burned.
Nicolette Sheridan
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Fans with grey hair and fans rocking braces. Fans who be buying me drinks to get me wasted. Groupie ho.., thirsty as hell they wanna taste it.
Mac Miller
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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
Joel McHale
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My natural hair looks like someone with wavy hair attempted to straighten their hair and failed at it miserably.
Unknown
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I keep my hair beautiful. I use a lot of framesi products on my hair. My colorist introduced me. I dont know how they do it, but they keep my fine hair pretty healthy.
Taylor Schilling
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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When I was in my early 20s, I had my hair permed. Bad idea! It turned into total frizz. My advice to women is, if you have nice hair already, don't get a perm, leave your hair alone!
Mariska Hargitay
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I feel like myself with short hair. And it's been a really long time since I had long hair, five years. Of course, the only people who like it are gay men and my girlfriends. Straight men across the board are not into this hair! I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it.
Michelle Williams
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I am completely open to dying my hair from a role. If you look closely, my Enchanted character Giselle had blonde hair for a second. I am happy that Disney agreed with me that I looked much better as a redhead. When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde!
Amy Adams
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My hair actually used to be straight. When I turned 12, my hair got curly. It was the weirdest thing in the world. It's always been kind of long. When it gets really long I want to cut it all off. My mom, dad and manager are always like 'You have to keep your long hair.'
Nick Jonas
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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