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Grumpy Santa Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Grumpy Santa" sorted by relevance. 157 matching entries found.
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
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Grumpy: Ask her who she is, and what she's doing here! Doc: Ah, yes. What are you, and who are you doing here?
Snow White
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Grumpy: Ask her who she is, and what she's doing here! Doc: Ah, yes. What are you, and who are you doing here?
Snow White
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I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.
Augusto Pinochet
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I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.
Ned Beatty
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In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.
Dawn French
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Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family-I'm going to be married and buried there.
Katy Perry
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I can be a bit grumpy. I'm full of angst, and hormones.
Nicholas Hoult
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If I'm grumpy I sure do enjoy writing The Walking Dead.
Robert Kirkman
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Now, I'm warnin' ya. Don't let nobody or nothin' in the house. -Grumpy
Snow White
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Hah! Women! A fine kettle of fish. -Grumpy
Snow White
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