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Hate My Baby Mama Jokes Chris Homes Quotes & Sayings
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I gotta baby, but his mama act like he ain't mine. Wicked women, usin' children to live on. Wanna hurt and try to hate, 'cause she know the thrill is gone.
Pimp C
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I hate when people say you look just like yo mama." Who am I supposed to look like? Your mama?
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Romantic Lady, single baby. Mmh, sophisticated mama Uuh! Come on, you disco Lady, yeah Stay with me tonight, mama.
Kool And The Gang
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I hate the way you say my name, I hate your funny smile, I hate it when you said that you were staying for a while, I hate your crazy climbing skills; youre always up in trees, I hate it when you promised you were never leaving me, I hate it how you try to talk but nothing comes out right, I hate it when we hung out at my park that summer night, I hate how you told me make a wish, I hate the way you lie, I hate how I liked you so much; I thought I was going to die, I could say I hate these things and wish that they would die, But truth is that I love them baby, so much their making me cry.
I Wrote This
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A sorry free loading guy that gets jealous when he sees his baby mama with other guys, only comes around when he is horny and so he wont get put on child support.
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Mama cut out pictures of houses for years. From 'Better Homes and Garden' magazines.
Miranda Lambert
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing.
Unknown
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Oh mama mama mama I just shot a man down. In central station In front of a big ol crowd.
Rihanna
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I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me
Chris Rapier
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
Pulp Fiction
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If I had a baby mama she would probably be richer then a lot of you ni...s.
Drake
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I was shooting What to Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta with Chris Rock when this script came in. And I was like, Should I do it? And hes like, Oohmale strippers, I dont know. And I was like, If I do this movie, guys are going to hate my guts. And Chris Rock islike, Motherfu..er, guys are gonna hate your guts anyway. Brad Pitt spent 15 years with his shirt off, hes doing just fine.
Joe Manganiello
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Baby give me time, you will be my girl...I wanna make you mine, and it ain't nobody's business..but mine and my baby.
Chris Brown
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Even Stevie Wonder wonder why your baby mama call so much, I had to change my number.
Gucci Mane
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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