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Homer Simpson Doughnut Quotes & Sayings
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Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic.
Homer Simpson
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Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!
Homer Simpson
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I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
Homer Simpson
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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer Simpson
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Seven wealthy towns contend for Homer dead, Through which the living Homer begged his bread
Thomas Seward
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The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Aldous Huxley
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I sound like Homer. I mean Winslow Homer.
Charles Olson
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When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson
The Simpsons
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Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?
Matt Groening
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When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "let your children run wild and free".
Homer Simpson
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One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
Dan Castellaneta
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Sometimes I feel so empty inside like a doughnut.
Unknown
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You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.
Dean Norris
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An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
George Jean Nathan
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
Jessica Simpson
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Even in the old days, we'd make an effort. When I'd go out to score on Eighth Avenue, I'd get my junk and a chocalate doughnut. But I'd always also pick up one of those pita-pocket health food sandwiches. You know, something really good for me.
Aerosmith
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I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush-because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.
Bill Maher
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It's simple. Eat well, exercise and get lots of sleep but make sure you indulge occasionally. At my age I think, what the hell, and eat a Krispy Kreme doughnut!
Michelle Pfeiffer
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He (President Abraham Lincoln) has a face like a hoosier Michael Angelo, so awful ugly it becomes beautiful, with its strange mouth, its deep-cut, criss-cross lines, and its doughnut complexion
Walt Whitman
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