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Horny Guys On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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A sorry free loading guy that gets jealous when he sees his baby mama with other guys, only comes around when he is horny and so he wont get put on child support.
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You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
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You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook. -Mark Zuckerberg
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At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
Donnie Darko
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For all you care to know, your Soul mate may be browsing your Facebook profile, stealing your smiles and praying to God that he/she would be given a chance to prove to you that not every guys/ladies are not trustworthy!!
Kemmy Nola
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Girls chase bad guys hoping they can change them into good guys. But when it doesn't happen and they get hurt, they say all guys are the same. But what happened to the actual good guys? They are taken for granted and labeled with the bad guys.
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
Azgraybebly Josland
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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