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I Bought Some Batteries But They Werent Included Quotes & Sayings
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven Wright
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'
Demetri Martin
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.
Kevin Sorbo
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Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.
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Well whaddya know, the Di-Dawg, is first up to bat. No batteries included, and no strings attached. No holds barred, no time for move fakin. Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon.
A Tribe Called Quest
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Ive never been a huge spender. I bought my parents houses because I was young and thinking like most single children whose parents are going through a divorce, I wanted to try and make things better. I realized they just werent meant to be and thats beautiful too and theyre friends. Otherwise its mainly Dodger tickets. Seriously, I go pretty hard on those.
Shia Labeouf
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When I met you my heart skipped a beat, the sun became the moon, and cold turned into heat, roses werent red, violets werent blue, all becasue I fell in love with you...
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For example, a breakthrough in better batteries could supplant hydrogen. Better solar cells could replace or win out in this race to the fuel of the future. Those, I see, as the three big competitors: hydrogen, solar cells and then better batteries.
Bob Inglis
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Well, I guess that early 12 string. The first Martin I bought. I bought it around 1957 with money I earned as a janitor assistant. I bought brand new. I still have that.
Roger McGuinn
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Just bought my ni...s some cane, so much it came with a plane. Bought my ni...s some dope, so much it came with a boat. I just bought me a crib so big it came with a moat. For ni...s jumping the fence I hope you ni...s can float.
Drake
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So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here..is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors....you need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? you wouldnt be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard .....what are they thinking? Ohh they'll be fine
Ellen DeGeneres
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An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought
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When I bought the Rolls Royce they thought it was leased, then I bought that new Ferrari hater rest in peace.
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I lived in the studio apartment that I bought for four years before I bought it in 1989, so I was already in it. I began living there in 1985, so I've had the same address and phone number since then.
Marilyn Hacker
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So I went out and bought myself a copy of the Writer and Artist Yearbook, bought lots of magazines and got on the phone and talked to editors about ideas for stories. Pretty soon I found myself hired to do interviews and articles and went off and did them.
Neil Gaiman
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I said it would be better if we werent friends, not that I didnt want to be.
Edward Cullen
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