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I Do Blow All Night Monkey Jerk Me Quotes & Sayings
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I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fu.. with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow
The Hangover 2
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I think I'm very appreciative of the opportunities I've had. For me, why would I ever throw that away by being a jerk? I'm focused, and I want to have a long, successful career. You learn from the people who make mistakes. Why would I want to risk that by being a jerk or partying all night?
Amanda Bynes
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
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Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm De Chazal
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Monkey see monkey do, banana clips. Shoot at them ni...s, no camera glitch.
Lil Wayne
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I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too.
The Rolling Stones
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Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Warm summer sun, shine kindly here. Warm southern wind, blow softly here. Green sod above, lie light, lie light. Good night, dear Heart, Good night, good night.
Mark Twain
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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So if I'm not clubbing, don't think I'm on some jerk shit and California on that Jerk shit but I'd just rather 2-step, like my first steps. Jill Scott on my iPod, as my head rests...yes
Kendrick Lamar
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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More often than not, I get accused of stuff that I just wasn't in, and when I tell them that I wasn't in it, they don't believe me. They just go, 'Dude, you were in that Rogaine ad,' and I say, 'No, I'm an actor, but I wasn't in that commercial.' Then they're like, 'Yes you were, man! What a jerk! Why are you being such a jerk? Let's kick this guy's ass!' So it's good I run fast.
Seth Green
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The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards his ability to do this as a distinct merit
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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My first kiss was with the most chivalrous little boy I ever met in my life. It was in kindergarten. There was this kid who was really a jerk, and he wouldn't let me get on the school bus. He was about to hit me when this little boy named Nicky shoved me down, stood up and took the blow. So Nicky instantly became the kindergarten stud. The day he got hit for me, I lined up all the little girls, and everyone kissed him. That was my way of thanking him.
Christina Ricci
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Having a fair skin nor having an expensive material things doesn't define you beautiful, but on how you carry yourself. Color is not really an issue, your personality defines who you are. Same as a monkey may wear silk but still he's a monkey! And please don't be too haughty, the people you discriminated may be the one who lift you up when youre crawling in the mud.
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There was a train that would come by our house every night, and I'd hear the whistle blow. That is the sweetest memory I have.
Cassandra Wilson
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Strange things blow in through my window on the wings of the night wind and I don't worry about my destiny.
Carl Sandburg
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Jerkin' Teach me how to jerk. Teach me, teach me how to jerk.
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It was a terrible blow that was dealt when I was fired from 'Saturday Night Live', but I have to say that a few doors opened right away. Movie roles started to roll in, and pretty soon, I was over it.
Joan Cusack
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