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I Saw A License Plate Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "I Saw A License Plate" sorted by relevance. 247 matching entries found.
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There's a spinning teacup illegally parked. License plate: R-U-DIZZY.
Mickey Mouse
30 Likes
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Love your custom license plate. Oh wait, no I don't. Makes me want to hit you.
Justine Ezarik
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I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
Unknown
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Just witnessed a hit and run with my friends car...Good thing I have a photographic memory and got that license plate memorized!!
Alex Morgan
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Now when you see me in the Lamborghini speeding, bumpin Screw. I know you see my license plate, Lil' Flip 2.
Lil Flip
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So the competition isn't once you got the license, running the station; it's getting the license.
Robert McChesney
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A marriage license should not be viewed as a license for a husband to forcibly .... his wife with impunity.
Sol Wachtler
5 Likes
When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.
Eydie Gorme
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James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention.
Gene Simmons
1 Likes
Every place in the country you should get a license that shows you know how to safely store it, keep it away from your children or grandchildren. You should have to license it so the police can trace it if it's used in a crime.
Michael D Barnes
4 Likes
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I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Dean Koontz
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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'
Ernest Hemingway
2 Likes
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Yes... well, I used to have a pilot's license.
Will Wright
0 Likes
Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like.
Bertrand Russell
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When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
Will Durant
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It's too much of a tease having your permit! I just want my license.
Kylie Jenner
9 Likes
You have to take some dramatic license just to make it entertaining sometimes.
Chi McBride
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Once I got my driver's license everybody treated me like I was an adult.
Candace Cameron
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The fact that it's science fiction gives you the license to do anything you want to do.
Lindsay Wagner
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'I look real good in my drivers license pic.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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