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Im Stranded All Alone In The Gas Station Of Love Quotes & Sayings
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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
Weird Al Yankovic
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Gas is so mother'fu..in high. Hot Damn gas. Shit!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at the pump, "Did I eat today?" "I can get no half a tank, ive got 3 cigarettes."
Katt Williams
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I'd just gotten a new car and it ran out of gas, so I was stranded in the middle of Hollywood. I called this guy thinking that he'd be like, 'Oh, that's terrible, I'll come pick you up on my way.' But he was like, 'What do you mean? You were supposed to be here 10 minutes ago!' I had to walk two miles and buy a gas can and fill up the can. When I finally got there, he was totally wasted.
Alison Brie
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I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out.
Wally Schirra
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I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.
Alyson Hannigan
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Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.
Orlando Bloom
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Good head is my motivation. Gas her up like a service station.
2 Chainz
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He owned a service station, and I used to go there and piddle around - pump some gas, get in the way.
Jack Youngblood
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The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.
Michelle Obama
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
Unknown
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I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.
Esther Williams
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I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
Jane Fonda
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The only one that got through was Jimmy Walker, because he plays the gas station attendant. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that we were kind of purists at the time, and we didn't want any comedians.
David Zucker
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Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.
Rob Zombie
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Twitter is literally the most awful thing, It's mind-numbingly boring to hear about people's adventures at the gas station. I couldn't care less.
Emily Blunt
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I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though. It's like, do you think I'm going to stop and give you my phone number?
Kristen Bell
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Well, we have two major goals. The most important one is to get the station arm on board the station, because that's this really milestone in the space station building since from now on they will be using this arm to continue building the space station.
Umberto Guidoni
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
Seth Rogen
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
Weird Al Yankovic
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