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Joke Of 911 Quotes & Sayings
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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I've got 911 on speed dial.
Doug Coupland
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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I'm in a 911, this shit is rented though but how I'm whippin' this muthafu..a you never know.
Wale
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Homer Simpson
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Does anyone know the number to 911?
Michael Broughton
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I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit' yo navel!
Madea
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Operator, give me the number for 911!
Homer Simpson
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.
Dave Chappelle
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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Blowin bin Ladie in my Porsche 911. Just left Ground Zero, on my way to kush heaven.
Young Jeezy
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Blowin bin Ladie in my Porsche 911 Just left. Ground Zero, on my way to kush heaven.
Young Jeezy
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On this solemn anniversary we join with their families and nations in honoring their memory.
Barack Obama
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Erma Bombeck
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2 seats in the 911. No limit on the black card. Told yall I was gonna go HAM, to the ocean was my backyard.
Jay-Z
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There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our homes!
Amiri Baraka
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Not a day passes over the earth but men and women of no note do great deeds, speak great words, and suffer noble sorrows.
Charles Reade
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