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Jokes About Who Call There Self Real Quotes & Sayings
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. Thats just me, so give me a break. Call me wierd, call me a geek, call me what you want. Im just that unique:)
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Call me stuck up, call me mean, call me whatever you want, but at the end of the day what you say don't mean a damn thing to me, I'm me and thats all I'm ever going to be,
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Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and ill tell you off. Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up. Call me a bi..., and ill show you one. fu.. me over, and I'll do it twice as bad. Call me crazy.'.But you really have no idea.
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Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not worth and watch where I end up. call me a bi... and I'll show you one. fu.. me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy but you really have no idea. :)~
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Some call it self-esteem, others self-love, but whatever you call it, you'll know when your accepting yourself cause it feels real good!
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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What do you call a black transformer? Optimus Crime.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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There's no panic like trying to press 'End Call' when you make an accidental call.
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Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call you something more offensive.
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... Call me annoying, call me a bore. Call me whatever the hell you adore, cause I don't care anymore.
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Call me a flirt, call me a fake, that's just me so give me a break. Call me weird, call me a geek, call me what you want, I'm just unique.
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I'm not stupid; I just lack common sense. I'm not a poser; I'm just crazy. I'm not miss popularity; I just have a lot of friends. I'm not mean; I just have weird jokes. I'm not insecure; I just don't trust people. I'm just me and if you don't like it, then that sucks for you.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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