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Kidnapping Using Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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OJ Simpson's trial for kidnapping, armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon started Monday. Man, you know you've lived a crazy life when a trial for kidnapping, armed robbery and assault isn't your most interesting trial.
Seth Meyers
21 Likes
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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You only need a few people to effect a kidnapping.
Robert Bourassa
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Being friends with your ex is like, a Kidnapper kidnapping you, letting you free, and then saying keep in touch...
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Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world & all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping...
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It seemed to be inadmissible to give in on such a fundamental point. This would have meant that any one who would have wanted to be a terrorist could gain eventually their freedom thanks to another kidnapping.
Robert Bourassa
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It is important that gang members are aware that if they engage in aggravated assault, maiming, kidnapping, or manslaughter that they will receiving a minimum sentence of 30 years.
Albert Wynn
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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The north of the Central African Republic is now a war zone, with rival armed bands burning villages, kidnapping children, robbing travelers and killing people with impunity.
Nicholas D Kristof
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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