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Leaving Job Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming.
Victoria Jackson
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We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job.
Unknown
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After leaving law school, I intentionally said that I never wanted to hold a job more than six years.
Alphonso Jackson
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As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
Seth Rogen
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Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own.
Harry S Truman
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I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs.
Unknown
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What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfield
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I got a job immediately after leaving high school; I was lucky - three dollars a week and all I could eat, working on a vegetable truck.
Ernest Borgnine
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I am happy to be leaving high school but incredibly sad to be leaving the people who I've made all these memories with.
Unknown
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There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage, a relationship is over - and to let go. It means leaving what's over without denying its value.
Ellen Goodman
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My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer.
Unknown
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
Unknown
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I can't see myself leaving the club I grew up supporting... it's one of those things, the money's great but I still get paid reasonably well from the Lions and at the end of the day I think job satisfaction is the No.1 priority and I just love it up here.
Jonathan Brown
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
Unknown
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You know that funny, nervous feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
Unknown
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
Unknown
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The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.
Unknown
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Leaving high school is not only about leaving everything behind but to learn to be independent and responsible.
Unknown
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You really should not do this job unless you're willing to put in that enormous amount of effort. You should not do the job unless you're willing to take risks. And you shouldn't do the job unless you're willing to lose the job, too.
Anthony A Williams
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