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Long Weekend Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Long Weekend Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to Bar Mitzvahs every weekend, and this is like the same feeling. I put on a suit every weekend to go and meet with a lot of Jews.
Jesse Eisenberg
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
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Thank God the weekend is here, PARTY TIME!
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I pray this weekend lasts forever.
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Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend.
Rebecca Black
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I can't wait for the weekend so I can sit at home and wish I had something better to do.
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A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
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Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
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why wait for the weekend to have fun?
Loesje
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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
Unknown
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I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun.
Unknown
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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Oh yeah, to my college girl, take the weekend off and come home soon. I graduated way too long ago to be sneakin' all in your dorm room.
J Cole
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The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand.
Unknown
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
Unknown
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant
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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Zenna Scha
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
Unknown
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The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fu..ing ferrari.
Unknown
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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
Robert Escalante
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