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Mac Apple Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The Macintosh having shipped, his next agenda was to turn the rest of Apple into the Mac group. He had perceived the rest of Apple wasn't as creative or motivated as the Mac team, and what you need to take over the company are managers, not innovators or technical people.
Andy Hertzfeld
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Its the baddest of em all yes gotta be the apple I'm the mac daddy yall haters better step back.
Will I Am
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I left Apple in April of 1984, pretty soon after the introduction of the Mac.
Andy Hertzfeld
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A Mac is a closed box, so Apple can make decisions about things that they don't include. That makes, it in some ways, simpler for them.
Robert Wise
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Scotty heard that I was thinking about quitting Apple because of his actions, so he called me into his office and asked what it would take for me to stay? I said, maybe if I could work on the Mac project, which Steve had just taken over from Jef Raskin.
Andy Hertzfeld
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I started working at Apple about 18 months after I bought my Apple II.
Andy Hertzfeld
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Part of the film business is, if you want an apple, you buy an apple.
Jeffrey Jones
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Not far from the tree thats where the apple falls. Say the wrong words so guys knock ya apple off.
Wiz Khalifa
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I put a hole in your apple what that is Apple Jacks.
Lil Wayne
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A lot of people thought Steve Jobs was a CEO of Apple but he never was until he came back to Apple in 1997.
Andy Hertzfeld
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If you don't go out on the limb... how are you going to get the good apple?
Unknown
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Roll the weed up...somebody turn the beat up....while I continue to spit relax and kick yo feet up...mac game so cold make yo nose runny...mac game so cold takin ho.. money.
Mac Dre
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If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
Unknown
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He must be the only man alive who can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
Gary Lineker
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Life was more easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
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You Bernie Mac funny, we ain't scared of none of ya!
Wale
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You a parody, hilarity, that funny shit for the parakeets.
Mac Miller
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Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George Will
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It's funny how McDonald's is trying to become 'healthy'. Adding 4 apple slices to a Happy Meal isn't going to rid childhood obesity.
Unknown
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I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me.
Mac Miller
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