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Madea Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!
Madea
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I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much!
Madea
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Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!
Madea
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit' yo navel!
Madea
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Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.
Madea
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And when I think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done for me my soul cries out holluyar that gawd for saving me.
Madea
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent the pole. When I got down that thing looked like a horseshoe.
Madea
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I'm telling you, I'm crazy, I will burn this place DOWN!
Madea
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Madea is the reason that the saved and unsaved, believers or not, Muslim, Jews, everyone will come together to see this film. I mean, she's a really great character.
Tyler Perry
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She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me.
Madea
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Madea is such an inviting figure. That's why I'll never change her. She'll never be saved. She'll never be Christian. She is the disarmer to invite people to come in and see the movie. And then, I'll have other characters represent that too.
Tyler Perry
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