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Math Joke Where Was Stalin Buried Quotes & Sayings
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I noticed there were so many people, especially women, who would come up to me having recognized me from TV and say, 'I heard you were a math person, why math? Oh my gosh, I could never do math!' I could just see their self-esteem crumbling; I thought that was silly, so I wanted to make math more friendly and accessible.
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Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
Edgar Bergen
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
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In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, 'Me? You've got to be joking!' I mean, in junior high, I used to come home and cry because I was so afraid of my math homework. Seriously, I was terrified of math.
Danica McKellar
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We became convinced that, regardless of Stalin's awful brutality and his reign of terror, he was a great war leader. Without Stalin, they never would have held.
W Averell Harriman
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It's very inconvenient because every time I finish, let's say, a chapter of a book, I think I'm going to ring Richard and then realize: Oh, Christ, I've buried him. I buried him last year.
Peter O'Toole
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My favorite subject probably was math. I love math. Figures just intrigue me. I was really good at math. English probably was my worst subject. But I used to write a lot of poetry. I used to write poetry all the time.
Herschel Walker
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I dislike math, yet I respect and appreciate the fact that math is the language of the universe.
Lucas Grabeel
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When girls are asking themselves 'Who am I?' for the first time and they hear all this bad PR about math, they think, 'Well, whoever I am, I'm not somebody who likes math.'
Danica McKellar
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I love math! Math is always cool, because it makes sense.
Nick Cannon
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I hate when I am taking a math test and my answer is nowhere near the multiple choices.
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Dear Mom, It is not my fault I am failing math. Sincerely, blaming my math teacher.
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You know, I loved math. My mom was a math teacher.
Joan Cusack
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You know, I loved math. My mom was a math teacher.
Joan Cusack
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Roosevelt was determined to stop Stalin from taking over Eastern Europe. He thought they finally had an agreement on Poland. Before Roosevelt died, he realized that Stalin had broken his agreement.
W Averell Harriman
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If anyone tells you it's impossible to be fabulous and smart and make a ton of money using math, well, they can just get in line behind you and kiss your math.
Danica McKellar
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And by the same token, I appreciate math, because I can't do math. If I have to read a map or figure out the tip on a restaurant bill, I might start to tear up a little bit.
Thomas Wilson
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
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I never made a career decision based solely on my desire to be an astronaut. I attended the Naval Academy because I wanted to be a Navy pilot. I majored in math because math had always come pretty easily to me and I liked it.
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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
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