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My Mom Said Whos Do The Dishes Tonight Quotes & Sayings
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can always do them tomorrow.'
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That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink.
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The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.
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After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fu.. her till I nut in my underwear.
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My mother told me Im not kind and Im a spoiled bratwell mom you are the one who raised meso whos fault is that?
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'I hate discussions of feminism that end up with who does the dishes,' she said. So do I. But at the end, there are always the damned dishes.
Marilyn French
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I think the biggest thing is clean as you go. Wash all your knives, cutting boards, dishes, when you are done cooking, not look at a sink full of dishes after you are done. Cleaning as you go helps keep away cross contamination and you avoid having food borne bacteria.
Cat Cora
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Dramatic & difficult Teen Mom tonight on MTV. Much of this we address at the Reunion which you will see soon.
Dr Drew
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The love she has deep in her heart, always gives me a good jump start, she is the one whos love is true. Thank you Mom for being you.
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Another emotional Teen Mom tonight. Please check out the reunion next week you will learn a lot about these girls and their struggle.
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etting ready for brunch with my mom & a bit a shopping.. baby sitting zee little bros tonight. Cant wait to see them
Hanna Beth
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You know, I don't have an allowance. My mom and dad just didn't think that I needed one, and also, they want me to do chores around the house because I want to do them, and not because, 'Oh, you're not gonna get your allowance this week if you don't clean your room!' When my sister and I do the dishes, we pretend we're waiters, and we're like 'Here, we have tacos!' and things like that. We do things to make things fun.
Dakota Fanning
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rock it all please if you want this tonight ladies look at how much he prides, tonight dont come to close cuz we might, delight just to excite you for tonight, ladies thats right.
Tami Chynn
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My face is over cooked. I can't decide if it looks like the turkey my mom cooked tonight or the bottom of my purse.
Jenny McCarthy
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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Its going down, basement. Friday the 13th guess whos playing Jason? Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy. Its Nightmare on Elm street and guess whos playing Freddy?
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We've got activists all across the country like the members of the Million Mom March organization, some of their leaders are here tonight. We're phone banking congressional offices and pursuing editorial boards.
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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