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New Years Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings
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I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
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I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
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I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
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I remember the first time I had s.. - I kept the receipt.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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