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Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.
Rodney Dangerfield
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It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true.
Gore Vidal
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
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No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls, you're not winning now, so you stink.
Bill Parcells
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You know, I think I still have a sense that no matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, no matter how much success you have, no matter how much money you have, relationships are important.
Ed Bradley
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No matter how far away you move, you'll always be a dear friend several of us think about sometimes.
Unknown
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It really sucks how after everything we've been through...he is still the one I want. No matter how many days he doesn't talk to me. No matter how long I don't get to see him. No matter how many fights we get into. No matter what happens between us...he is the only one I want.
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Love is a strange and funny thing. No matter how hard I try and try, I just can't say goodbye.
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Hey, I'm sorry, I'm not being rude; its just that you don't matter.
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Best friends will let you drive them around no matter how many times you almost kill them.
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Age is something that doesnt matter, unless you are a cheese.
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Matter as matter rather than matter as symbol is a conscious political position, essentially Marxist.
Carl Andre
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Being male is a matter of birth and becoming a man is simply a matter of age. Being a Gentleman, however, is a matter of choice.
Unknown
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I dont care what people say...its funny how they think their opinion would even matter to me...i am very comfortable in my skin
Unknown
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There is no such thing as immaterial matter. All spirit is matter, but is more fine or pure, and can only be discerned by purer eyes. We cannot see it, but when our bodies are purified, we shall see that it is all matter.
Joseph Smith Jr
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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Thanks for putting in extra hours to make a bullshit deadline that does not matter.
Unknown
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The stars are matter, we're matter, but it doesn't matter.
Don Van Vliet
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I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.
Joan Severance
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