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Left hand, right hand, it doesnt matter. Im amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
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Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.
James St James
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No matter what I say or do, I'm still not over you. No matter how hard I try, you still manage to make me cry. No matter what, I'm still in love and don't know why.
Francine Chiar
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If 'Beauty and the Beast' teaches us one thing, it's that looks don't matter, as long as you're billionaire prince who owns a fu..ing castle.
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
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One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor.
Marshall McLuhan
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonnette
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he does, whether he's a vice president at Chase or a cab driver.
Carroll OConnor
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Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born.
Dale E Turner
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No matter how sharp your nose, no matter how slender your feather eyes, no matter how good your eye color, if you're happy and sincere then the aura will beat all the guys out there who are just proud to their perfect physical appearance but ignore the feelings.
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Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Ghetto Translations: Shit just got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness and is no longer a laughing matter.
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When you realize that all you learned in Algebra 2 will not matter to you in your future life.
Lena Karesh
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