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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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No matter how good your intentions are, the world judges your presentation. No matter how good your presentation is, God judges your intentions.
Abhishek Tiwari
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
Boat_Grandberry
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for. It is a thing to be achieved.
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I'll always remember... I'll never forget, how you took my breath away, the first time we met. No matter what happens... no matter what we do, I'll always remember the first time I saw you.
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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