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Nobody Likes My Status Quotes & Sayings
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Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
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It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....
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I really think it would be cowardly to pull back and not challenge the status quo, when the status quo may not be the right way for the field to go.
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