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One Line Whatsapp Status Quotes & Sayings
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If you always screenshot your texts & whatsapp convos just to post them online then chances are, you're an attention seeker.
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
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The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I left it.
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Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line for the whole day.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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So, I didn't get moved up because of celebrity status or anything like that. I got in line, and I passed the test. And they realized that I was sick enough, and as soon as the liver became available, I got one.
Pat Summerall
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Line after line after line after line.... barcode.
Big Sean
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I just hope that I continue to keep a line between my private life and who I play, even if they are closely intertwined, and so I'm careful. I don't even know where my line is, but I know I have a line.
Lena Dunham
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Your iPhone 5 will be the perfect device to play with while you're waiting in line for the iPhone 5S.
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Look, the hard-line Jewish position is based, to this day, on the idea that the Palestinian Arabs somehow or other will either accept third-class status, or they will pick up and go away. Now, this isn't happening.
Arthur Hertzberg
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At the eye doctor...Doctor: Please read the lowest line you can. Me: Made in China.
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When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.
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Standing closer to me in line will not make it go faster. Sincerely, Back the fu.. up.
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There are many crooked lines and one straight line. Which is the line of truth? Why the straight line? Truth is always the shortest distance between two points.
Sun Myung Moon
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Straight is the line of duty; Curved is the line of beauty; Follow the straight line, thou shalt see The curved line ever follow thee
William McCall
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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