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Peter Bender Quotes & Sayings
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I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fu..ing terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. -Peter Bretter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Leela cracked corn, and I dont care. Fry cracked corn, I still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Who are you, and why should I care?
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Oh. Your. God.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF! Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.
Family Guy
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What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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The core of my personality consists of many selves.
Hans Bender
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Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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The forms of my awareness are richer than yours.
Hans Bender
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Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie about something like that. Peter: All right, all right, Ill kill your mother.
Family Guy
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Life can be hilariously cruel.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
8 Likes
That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
2 Likes
My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I have everything I ever wanted: money, wealth, riches. -Bender
Futurama
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Of course, it would all require split second robot timing. That's where I come in. You see, I own a watch. -Bender
Futurama
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Bite my colossal metal ass.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
7 Likes
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
3 Likes
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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