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Picture Crap Dads Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Picture Crap Dads" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I always assume I look better than I actually do. I'll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then I'll see a picture and think, 'Crap, I had no idea that's what I was looking like.'
Katherine Heigl
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I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we dont know which one is my real dad which I think is pretty amazing.
Rachel Berry
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One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' 'You son of bit**, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera. What's it look like?'
Mitch Hedberg
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All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look like crap.
Helen Mirren
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People dont change so if they are in the beginning like crap...Then in the middle and the end. They are crap, shit nothing!
Unknown
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Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.
Allen Klein
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I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me or falling in love with me. I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi or just smiled at them. I can't picture someone smiling at their computer screen or cell phones when we're talking. I mean, why would they even do that? I'm just me. Nothing extraordinary, or special.
Unknown
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You can do one of two things: You can be the artist that paints the picture, or you can be in the picture. Once you're in the picture, it's not funny.
Tracy Morgan
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F-fantastic, A-awesome, T-terrific, H-honorable, E-excellent, R-remarkable This sums up my dad...Happy Fathers Day to all you wonderful dads out there!
Nishan Panwar
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Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains.
Brody Jenner
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Happy Fathers Day to the Uncles, Step Dads, Grandpas and men that are raising someone else's kid. It takes a real man to do that.
Sonya Parker
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Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap.
Morton Feldman
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I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
Robert Crandall
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He's very alive in a scene. He's a very good actor to act with. Even though through most of the picture he's blind, there are many places early in the picture I got to be with him before he was blind. Like convincing him in the office to do the picture.
Mark Rydell
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While it's great to listen to your kids' ideas, there's also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would've been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that's not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that as great as her friends may be we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids' worldview.
Bristol Palin
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Happy Father's Day to the SINGLE DADS that are being both the mother and father to their kids.
Sonya Parker
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Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture... Do not build up obstacles in your imagination.
Norman Vincent Peale
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I've always traveled with a picture of my daughter from 1989, her kindergarten school picture, that has 'I love you, Daddy' written on it. She's always made fun of me because I never changed that picture out. It's like my resistance to her getting older. It was the first thing she'd ever written to me and it means the world to me.
Kiefer Sutherland
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Im thankful for the regular things like my wonderful family and my health. But this year, Im so thankful for our troops coming home this December. I like to think of all the moms and dads who will be putting their arms around their hero sons and hero daughters and all the hero husbands and hero wives who will be in the arms of their spouses, and children holding on tight to their hero moms and hero dads, some for the first time.
Unknown
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
Guy Kawasaki
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