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Poop On Your Desk Quotes & Sayings
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You can know a person by the kind of desk he keeps. If the president of a company has a clean desk then it must be the executive vice president who is doing all the work.
Harold S Geneen
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I just couldn't take school seriously: I had this guitar neck with four frets which I kept hidden under the desk. It had strings on it so I would practice my chord shapes under the desk and that's about all I did at school.
Alvin Lee
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Laurence J Peter
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I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to the moon and back and a man cleaned out his desk, when the two of them sat down to dinner that night he would say, Boy was that desk a mess.
Margo Kaufman
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Sir, I see a lot of documents in my day-to-day business, and I can't tell you every document that I've seen. It may have passed across my desk. It may not have passed across my desk. I truthfully cannot answer that question, other than to say I don't remember.
Rand Beers
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From field to field, and desk to desk, your hard work is what makes our nation the best! Happy Labor Day.
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If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?
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He called the shit poop!
Billy Madison
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Every time I get excited I have to poop.
Snooki
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Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?
Pete Wentz
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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
Kurt Cobain
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I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, Why? Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, No, that's not right. Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
Chuck Palahniuk
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed.
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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
Jerry Seinfeld
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What I've been telling everyone that loves Carolina football is that we are going to put a team out there that, number one, is in good shape. We're going to be fit, we are going to be able to play the whole game and we're not going to poop out.
Steve Spurrier
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You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis
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Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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