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Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. For, as has been pointed out several times, there is no such thing as a random number, there are only methods to produce random numbers, and a strict arithmetic procedure of course is not such a method.
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I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wanna spend one whole day doing random acts of kindness for random people and asking for nothing in return.
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Random acts of kindness are not random. They are actions of people holding themselves to a higher standard.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Two things I love about our new home: random hot air balloons and lots of live music in the most random places!
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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