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Roseanne Roseannadanna Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Roseanne Roseannadanna" sorted by relevance. 40 matching entries found.
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I thought Roseanne Roseannadanna and I had the same haircut...kind of pyramid-shaped. There was just something about her, and she had my hair! I thought, 'I want to be that when I grow up.'
Maya Rudolph
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
Roseanne Barr
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I was completely nuts for most of my life.
Roseanne Barr
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you n*s softer then roseanne's son
Lil Wayne
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Roseanne Barr
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Roseanne was incredible to work with. She was extremely bright.
Sarah Chalke
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I flew back and forth and did episodes of Roseanne while I was at Yale.
Sara Gilbert
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The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Roseanne Barr
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr
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I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.
Roseanne Barr
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I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr
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If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.
Roseanne
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Roseanne Barr
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
Roseanne Barr
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself
Roseanne
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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne Barr
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