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Santa Claus Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
Bob Phillips
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Samuel Butler
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Herbert Hoover
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I'm just saying, don't think that there isn't a proverbial "Santa Claus" now.
Bobby Ray
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Ever since I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, it's been all down hill...
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