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Somebody Wants Mommy To Change Babys Diaper Quotes & Sayings
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The diaper commercial where the babys have a diaper filling contest is making my life right now.
Mark Salling
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
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Love's like a diaper. When it begins to stink its time for change.
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I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the part of your brain that always wants to negotiate everything. You need to change a diaper, rinse a bottle, clean a spill, fluff a pillow? Consider it done. It's a no-brainer. End of conversation. End of story.
Veronique Vienne
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hard cash blood diamonds n-ggas violent babys crying.
Tyga
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Stare into a babys eyes, a mirror you will see and can you hear the echo of your chosen destiny?
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A new study found that a mothers diet affects her babys allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.
Jimmy Fallon
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Bright lights and big cities. Dont go to my babys head. You know I love you baby but you choose this life instead.
Melissa Morgan
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People can change. A doubter can still believe. Evil can still turnover to good. A sinner can still repent. People can change. Change won't change itself. You on your own have to choose to evolve. Not the person who sees you as fit. People can change. But change can only do so much. It will never be you, it will never define you, it will never truly change you. People can change. And change you shall. But underneath all that skin, you are still you. Even though you've changed.
Mary Gaohlee Thao
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Marshall McLuhan
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it...
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My shit is raw like cocaine stuff in a diaper.
Immortal Technique
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Lazarus Long
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Sugar Bear is my babys daddy. Thats Alanas dad. And weve been shack em up mates for like, eight years now.
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My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies.
Holly Near
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Being a parent is about watching your babys first smile, helping her take those first steps and enjoying childish games. But its also about your toddler having a tantrum in the supermarket, wondering when on earth youre going to get a minute to yourself, and teenagers who think you were born in the Dark Ages.
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