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Spike Milligan Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
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Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
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A man once asked to shake hands with me, the "greatest Englishman who ever lived." I replied, "F**k off, I'm Irish."
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A man once asked to shake hands with me, the "greatest Englishman who ever lived." I replied, "F**k off, I'm Irish."
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It's all in the mind, you know.
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I'm a hero with coward's legs.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
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Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
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