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Stock Market Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The stock market can be down, but the stock market is not an indication of where people's spirits and enthusiam are, and where their intellectual energy is.
James Daly
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I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Jim Loy
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We had a booming stock market in 1929 and then went into the world's greatest depression. We have a booming stock market in 1999. Will the bubble somehow burst, and then we enter depression? Well, some things are not different.
Jeffrey Sachs
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I have never for a minute felt in was my stock picking abilities. I feel that my stock picking abilities aided- I was able to pick out which are the good stocks in the good market, but I have been blessed with a great market.
Jim Cramer
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
Norman R Augustine
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I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years.
Warren Buffett
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Stock market falls and he loses it all.
Silverstein
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I have invested in the stock market since I was very young.
Christie Hefner
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I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
Rene Rivkin
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The studio system reminds me of the stock market.
Bill Forsyth
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I am not criticizing investing in the stock market; I am an investor.
Grace Napolitano
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I'm involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful.
Regis Philbin
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The American public historically was really not part of the stock market.
Ron Chernow
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Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it.
Peter Lynch
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In other words, Social Security is every bit as insecure as the stock market.
Tony Snow
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You could have another downgrade. You could certainly have a stock market reaction that would be negative. And, I think nobody who looks at it objectively would want to happen.
Rob Portman
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The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible.
Bernard Baruch
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The guy that just arranges things so that the stock market holds up is nobody in my - in my estimation.
James Stockdale
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After 1929, so many people had been traumatized by the stock market crash that there was a lost generation.
Ron Chernow
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Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it.
Peter Lynch
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