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Tequila Lime And Salty Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Tequila Lime And Salty Sarcastic" sorted by relevance. 425 matching entries found.
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor.
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take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
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I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
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I can taste the bitterness of its salty sweat
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!
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Sandy toes and salty kisses.
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In The Lime Twig I took two very young people and made them very old.
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Some people are just so salty for no reason. Like...your life is good so just be happy for 2 seconds.
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I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.
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As in The Lime Twig dream and illusion are right at the center of Charivari.
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What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.
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I done bust all in the face of a perfect dime. I even fell asleep twisted off Cuervo and lime.
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