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Craig Ferguson Quotes & Sayings
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21 entries tagged including 9 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Craig Ferguson Topics
Addiction
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Funny
America
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If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'
Craig Ferguson
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This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election- and for American Idol.
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I dont think theres anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isnt fashionable.
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
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Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
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Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
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You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry.
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If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
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I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
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If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass
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I love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.
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Being the executive producer of a film is not that difficult. It just means that you have some power. There's not a huge amount of skill involved, I don't know how much I'm giving away here. I feel like that guy on Fox, giving away the magicians' tricks. It's not rocket science, being an executive producer of a film.
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I think in our desire to create a better America, we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.
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Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
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Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.
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When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.
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When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.
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I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.
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