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Craig Ferguson Quotes & Sayings
21 entries tagged including 9 subtopics.
Last updated Sep 2021
Craig Ferguson Topics
If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'
This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election- and for American Idol.
I dont think theres anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isnt fashionable.
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry.
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass
I love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.
Being the executive producer of a film is not that difficult. It just means that you have some power. There's not a huge amount of skill involved, I don't know how much I'm giving away here. I feel like that guy on Fox, giving away the magicians' tricks. It's not rocket science, being an executive producer of a film.
I think in our desire to create a better America, we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.
They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.
I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.
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