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Thoughts After The Condom Breaks Quotes & Sayings
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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The best cure for a broken heart is happy thoughts, happy thoughts bring smile to your face & a smile from you, breaks those who hate you.
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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Being with you breaks all the rules, but being without you breaks my heart.
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Nothing's a break for me. Not even the breaks are breaks.
Robert Downey Jr
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A competitor will find a way to win. Competitors take bad breaks and use them to drive themselves just that much harder. Quitters take bad breaks and use them as reasons to give up. It's all a matter of pride.
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Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
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When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.
Sydney J Harris
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When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.
Sydney J Harris
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A competitor will find a way to win. Competitors take bad breaks and use them to drive themselves just that much harder. Quitters take bad breaks and use them as reasons to give up. It's all a matter of pride.
Nancy Lopez
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A competitor will find a way to win. Competitors take bad breaks and use them to drive themselves just that much harder. Quitters take bad breaks and use them as reasons to give up. It's all a matter of pride.
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
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I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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