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Unknown Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
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A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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Put a condom on your heart & fu.. your feelings.
Unknown
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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