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Unknown Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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Texting while driving: YOLO Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO bi...es crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
9 Likes
When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
2 Likes
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
41 Likes
If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
26 Likes
Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
15 Likes
Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
21 Likes
You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
Kerry Thornley
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
39 Likes
One of the problems with s.. education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.
James Dobson
11 Likes
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?
Adam Ant
14 Likes
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Don Kel
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