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Wait Till They Get A Load Of Me Quotes & Sayings
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I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
The Situation
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Load up the flares and fire away. Search without rescue. Of all the times you looked out to sea, you never stepped in. Why wait for me?
The Swellers
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On YouTube, the ads load instantly but the videos take forever to load.
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This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION that load, we're only talking about one load connected: gee, what are the fu..ing odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fu..ing breakfast?!"
Bill Hicks
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You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
Henry Porter
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I'm a few bricks short of a load, but a full load always hurt my back. I flew over the cuckoo's nest and I'm never ever coming back.
Bare Naked Ladies
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Wait `till their judgement day comes, yeah!
Black Sabbath
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If you can wait till I get home, then I swear to you... that we can make this last.
A Day To Remember
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If monarchy is corrupting - and it is - wait till you see what overt empire does to us.
Daniel Ellsberg
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No matter how hard I try not to procrastinate, it never works. I always wait till the very last minute.
Unknown
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I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand.
Ace Frehley
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If you fall in love with somebody you're working with, fine, but wait till your project is over.
Liev Schreiber
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Cannot wait till high school is over so I don't have to deal with petty drama.
Unknown
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I can't wait till the day comes where I pack up, leave everything behind & move somewhere far from this town & these people.
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If we wait till we run no risk, the gospel will never be introduced into the interior.
David Livingstone
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The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Henry David Thoreau
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Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed.
James Russell Lowell
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As soon as I get my car I think I'll be going to the cinema more. Since I don't go very often, there are no films that are a must see at the moment. I usually wait till they come out on DVD.
Tom Felton
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Can't wait till my mother gets home cuz I need her shoulder to cry on and her honest opinion.
Unknown
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One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.
Raoul Duke
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