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Why Cant I Just Eat My Waffle Quotes & Sayings
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Why can't I just eat my waffle?
Barack Obama
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I've waffled before. I'll waffle again.
Howard Dean
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Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
Childish Gambino
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg
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The amount of pleasure I get from sneaking Waffle into hotels is not normal.
Audrey Kitching
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When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes pissed.
Audrey Kitching
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Candy paint drippin on the seats can you smell it. I just left the waffle house with jelly on my belly.
Gorilla Zoe
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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Unknown
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We sing a little song before we eat, a little blessing before we eat, and it's really - we're thanking the Lord and the Earth for the food that we eat, and it really brings you together in a profound kind of way.
Phil Lesh
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He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.
Nikita Khrushchev
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It's not always possible to sit down and eat at home in this day and age of fast-paced living, but if you are going to eat out, do so as a family and support all the great local places in your areas. I'll still eat at the same diner I did as a kid with my parents.
Michael Symon
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Anyone want some DeFranco cuddles? They are fo free. Much like waffle fries.
Philip DeFranco
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Talking about food is like talking about your dreams. Everyone has something to say. We all have to eat, it's just what we eat which differs. Some people eat for fuel and I feel bad for them.
Gael Garcia Bernal
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I won't eat veal, and my mum won't eat lamb, because she thinks it's a bit harsh to eat cute things.
Nicholas Hoult
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
Tommy Lasorda
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
Tommy Lasorda
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Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we have meat, and we can eat - And let the Lord be thanked.
Robert Burns
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There are people who eat the earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And other people who stand around and watch them eat.
Lillian Hellman
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
George Carlin
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Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot.
Tony Robbins
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