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Funny Quotes About Getting Old
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30 Funny quotes tagged with Getting Old.
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower.
Gypsy Rose
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Robert Benchley
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Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
Joe Restivo
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
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The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
Jason Love
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The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.
Judith Regan
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M Wright
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Age attacks when we least expect it.
Carrie Latet
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We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse.
Unknown
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Old age isnt so bad when you consider the alternative.
Unknown
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Unknown
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
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Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Robert Southey
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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
P G Wodehouse
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